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Anyone got a dog themed joke?

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Just what was needed on a Friday! Thank you @Sezzy
 
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen, she reports to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for."
"But I only have 36 sheep!" says the farmer. "I know." says the sheepdog. "I rounded them up."


- from Norie Bloom of 
Honolulu, Hawaii

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"I spend three minutes every 
day, choosing a TV channel 
to leave on for my dog while I'm gone.
Then 
I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult."

- Damien Fahey
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"I’m a dog trainer. Before meeting a new client, I asked her to fill-out a questionnaire.
One question asked, 'Why did you choose this breed?'
My client responded, 'I often ask myself this very question.'

- trainer Cindy Mauro of West Milford, New Jersey

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"I dressed my dog up as a cat for Hallowe'en.
Now, he won't come when I call him."
:(

- Reid Faylor
 

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