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Me Me Me I really need one...

 

...I'll have a defective Hely one though if they're cheaper!!! :wacko: :wacko: :unsure: :unsure:
 
Me Me Me I really need one... 

...I'll have a defective Hely one though if they're cheaper!!! :wacko: :wacko: :unsure: :unsure:
The Hely ones are only a quid each, they don't work though - they spend half the day on the lavvy after vindaloo the night before :unsure:
 
Trac was so good at cleaning up in here, I decided to market her to others. As there is only one Trac in the world, I have had a puppet created in her image. You too can have a "Cleaning Trac" - yours today for the bargain price of £20 each. Please PM me your orders, as I know she will be popular, and I don't want her head to get any bigger than it is already :teehee:  

Here is the genuine "Cleaning Trac" look for the genuine seal on the box :thumbsup:

 

Charwoman-rk046.jpg


 

Don't bother to go to JML, they don't stock the genuine "Cleaning Trac", only the "Cleaning Hely" which is a substandard item :unsure:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
WARNING..to June Jonigk......please do not forget we are lunching together soon my dear.......BEST WATCH YOUR BACK :ph34r:
 
WARNING..to June Jonigk......please do not forget we are lunching together soon my dear.......BEST WATCH YOUR BACK :ph34r:
OMG! I can see her grinding up laburnum seeds as I type! Love you Hely!!! :huggles: So looking forward to lunch!

 

Daaavvvvvviiiiddd help me! Please will you be my food taster? :unsure: ......... do say yes, Hely would never poison you :teehee:
 
WARNING..to June Jonigk......please do not forget we are lunching together soon my dear.......BEST WATCH YOUR BACK :ph34r:
OMG! I can see her grinding up laburnum seeds as I type! Love you Hely!!! :huggles: So looking forward to lunch!

 

Daaavvvvvviiiiddd help me! Please will you be my food taster? :unsure: ......... do say yes, Hely would never poison you :teehee:
 
Trac was so good at cleaning up in here, I decided to market her to others. As there is only one Trac in the world, I have had a puppet created in her image. You too can have a "Cleaning Trac" - yours today for the bargain price of £20 each. Please PM me your orders, as I know she will be popular, and I don't want her head to get any bigger than it is already :teehee:  

Here is the genuine "Cleaning Trac" look for the genuine seal on the box :thumbsup:

 

Charwoman-rk046.jpg


 

Don't bother to go to JML, they don't stock the genuine "Cleaning Trac", only the "Cleaning Hely" which is a substandard item :unsure:

Could I pay extra for one with a smiling face ? ;)

 
 
Trac was so good at cleaning up in here, I decided to market her to others. As there is only one Trac in the world, I have had a puppet created in her image. You too can have a "Cleaning Trac" - yours today for the bargain price of £20 each. Please PM me your orders, as I know she will be popular, and I don't want her head to get any bigger than it is already :teehee:  

Here is the genuine "Cleaning Trac" look for the genuine seal on the box :thumbsup:

 

Charwoman-rk046.jpg


 

Don't bother to go to JML, they don't stock the genuine "Cleaning Trac", only the "Cleaning Hely" which is a substandard item :unsure:

Could I pay extra for one with a smiling face ? ;)

 
oh no, she doesn't smile!!!
 
WARNING..to June Jonigk......please do not forget we are lunching together soon my dear.......BEST WATCH YOUR BACK :ph34r:
OMG! I can see her grinding up laburnum seeds as I type! Love you Hely!!! :huggles: So looking forward to lunch!

 

Daaavvvvvviiiiddd help me! Please will you be my food taster? :unsure: ......... do say yes, Hely would never poison you :teehee:
you best decide where to sit now June,

 

next to me and you get food in your lap

opposite me and you get food thrown at you

as far away as possible and i'll get you in the loo's

 

take your pick Mrs :ph34r:
 
I'm making a show about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone.

 

Star Key and Hash.!! :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :teehee: (w00t)
 
WARNING..to June Jonigk......please do not forget we are lunching together soon my dear.......BEST WATCH YOUR BACK :ph34r:
OMG! I can see her grinding up laburnum seeds as I type! Love you Hely!!! :huggles: So looking forward to lunch!

 

Daaavvvvvviiiiddd help me! Please will you be my food taster? :unsure: ......... do say yes, Hely would never poison you :teehee:
Such a shame June, i would of been happy to help you with that................but as you know i'm a vegetarian.............sorry :D :teehee:
 

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