after a accident yesterday at the champs where benson hit the foor he has torn his gracius so me and valerie has decided that its time he was retired benson was formost my pet and racing always come second we always struggled with a hip injury witch we had to work on all the time he gave us a...
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT
NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . ...
''I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.''
''Just put yourself in my hands for one year,''...
: Your age in chocolate!!
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't...
A blonde fones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire! fireman asks"how do i get there " ?? she replies "HELLO IN THE F****N RED LORRY !!!! :- " !
due to all the rain we had all night horden open will be cancelled waterlogged at the building kenny just asked me to put this on dont want the risk of anybodys dogs getting injured sorry its a bit late to let people no gerry
chrissy has kindly invited me for supper at her caravan at swallowsnest
unfortunately ive declined the offer after i found out what she had last night after a few drinks
sweetcorn and tip top sandwiches eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
she thought it was tuna and sweetcorn
STOP HER DRINK DECCA :lol...
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