just before passing verdict on the case, the judge in summing up claimed that in all his years as a residing judge he had never known a man go so low....the defendant replied i had to go lower the week before with a jack russel :- " :- "
A man was on trial in West Yorkshire for fornicating with a whippet.
The key witness was an old fellow who was walking along the highway by the farm pasture where dogs were exercising.
The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw. "Well, I was walking' along, and saw this dog just standing...
'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
And when I do drink I don't end up in...
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