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On the first day of creation God created the dog
On the second, God created man to serve the dog
On the third day, God created all animals on earth to provide food for the dog
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke
On the seventh day, God tried to rest but he had to walk the dog.
And then he had to moderate bloody K9 cos of all the shite on there!
The last line was mine :clown: lol
On the second, God created man to serve the dog
On the third day, God created all animals on earth to provide food for the dog
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the dog
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke
On the seventh day, God tried to rest but he had to walk the dog.
And then he had to moderate bloody K9 cos of all the shite on there!
The last line was mine :clown: lol
