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when asked to hoover, do so as if the room is circular
when asked to wash up never get the plates properly clean
when asked to make the bed always pull the quilt over the pillows(women hate that they like the pillows on top)
when asked to put the dishes away make sure something will fall when they open the cupboard.
when asked to cook make sure you leave an unholy mess
the result...................
she never ask you to do it again
btw some one asked Kim if I was a considerate lover so I jumped in and said of course I am I lift my feet up when shes hoovering
all of the above are just a few of my own observations gents but if you have any please add them
when asked to wash up never get the plates properly clean
when asked to make the bed always pull the quilt over the pillows(women hate that they like the pillows on top)
when asked to put the dishes away make sure something will fall when they open the cupboard.
when asked to cook make sure you leave an unholy mess
the result...................
she never ask you to do it again
btw some one asked Kim if I was a considerate lover so I jumped in and said of course I am I lift my feet up when shes hoovering
all of the above are just a few of my own observations gents but if you have any please add them
