in the middle of the city, in a bar on the top floor of a sky scraper, there are two guys and a bar tender. both men, sat on opposite ends, are a tad drunk. the first guy loudly orders a shot of tequila, downs it, then launches himself out of the window! the second guy is quite shaken by this, naturally, and gets another beer. 5 minutes later, the first guy walks back in, completely unharmed!
"but, but..how did you survive that?!" the second guy stutters.
"well, its quite simple, really. the alcohol content buoys me up, letting me land on the ground gently.!
the second guy thinks for a bit, and decides this he has GOT to try! he orders a tequila, downs it in one and throws himself out of the window.......
SPLAT!!!
finally, the barman turns around to the first guy and says
"do you know something? you are such an a**hole when youre drunk, superman!"
"but, but..how did you survive that?!" the second guy stutters.
"well, its quite simple, really. the alcohol content buoys me up, letting me land on the ground gently.!
the second guy thinks for a bit, and decides this he has GOT to try! he orders a tequila, downs it in one and throws himself out of the window.......
SPLAT!!!
finally, the barman turns around to the first guy and says
"do you know something? you are such an a**hole when youre drunk, superman!"
