Another Joke

[hely]

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A father asked his 11-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was eight, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At nine, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was 10, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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[Jaydiiee]

I take it he gets the birds and the bee talk at 11. :]

I got that speech when i was 11. :blink: Didn't take it that way though! :lol:

(w00t) (w00t)

Very funny

 

[BlueNoise]

:lol: :lol: So funny :lol: :lol:

 

[AnnSa]

 

[pepa]

another goodone (got jade a book to help with that chat)

sue

 

[hely]

another goodone  (got jade a book to help with that chat)
sue

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got my daughter one as well :thumbsup:

 

[Jaydiiee]

Mum don't embarrass me :b

 

[hely]

pmsl............mothers ahe...........mine still does it now and im 37 (w00t)

 

[FifeJillandIan]

Mum don't embarrass me  :b

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that's what mums are for!!! :b