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Discussion in 'General Dog Forum' started by Sezzy, Jan 24, 2018.
What do you call a dog magician?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had some kibble?
...That hit the spot!
Just what was needed on a Friday! Thank you @Sezzy
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles!
Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they’ve got two left feet
Did you hear about the dog that gave birth on the street?
She was fined for littering
What goes tick, tick, woof?
Dog: My humans feed me and care for me and cuddle me. They must be gods.
Cat: My humans feed me and care for me and cuddle me. I must be a god.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?...A Jack Brussel
A dog has an owner. A cat has staff
What dog wears contact lenses?...A cock-eyed spaniel
( I'll stop now!!)
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen, she reports to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for."
"But I only have 36 sheep!" says the farmer. "I know." says the sheepdog. "I rounded them up."
- from Norie Bloom of
"I spend three minutes every
day, choosing a TV channel
to leave on for my dog while I'm gone.
I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult."
- Damien Fahey
This is my fave
"I’m a dog trainer. Before meeting a new client, I asked her to fill-out a questionnaire.
One question asked, 'Why did you choose this breed?'
My client responded, 'I often ask myself this very question.'
- trainer Cindy Mauro of West Milford, New Jersey
"I dressed my dog up as a cat for Hallowe'en.
Now, he won't come when I call him."
- Reid Faylor