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Australian Poetry Competition

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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a

university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word,

then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem

that contained the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

 

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.

He stepped to the microphone and said:

 

Slowly across the desert sand,

Trekked a lonely caravan

Men on camels two by two

 

Destination - Timbuktu .

 

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.

 

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

 

Me and Tim a huntin' went

Met three hookers in a pop up tent

They were three, and we was two

So I bucked one, and timbuktu .

 

The aborigine won.

j o:) hn
 
He he he , that was the best one yet :cheers:
 

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