Had this sent to me & thought it was quite funny :lol: :- "
Aimed at dog show people I would say :wacko: A bit of light humor for the day....
With some people you just don't have a chance....
If you talk about dogs - you're a know it all;
If you don't - you're a snob.
If you don't stop to chat at a show - success has gone to your head;
If you do - you're a Show-off.
If your dogs are at all the shows - ,you're not letting others have a chance;
If your dogs aren't at all the shows - you're afraid of the competition.
If your dog wins, -you know the judges;
If they don't win - you know nothing about breeding.
If you win and thank the judge, - your playing politics;
If you don't thank the judge - You're Rude.
If you lose and congratulate the winner - you're a hypocrite;
If you lose and don't thank the winner - you're a poor sport.
If you've been breeding less than 20yrs - you're a novice;
If you've been breeding more than 20yrs - you should step down and let the newcomers have a chance.
If you use your own stud dog - your kennel blind;
If you go outside for stud services - you don't think much of your own breeding.
If you sell most of your puppies - they arent good enough to keep,
If you keep them - you cant find buyers.
Aimed at dog show people I would say :wacko: A bit of light humor for the day....
With some people you just don't have a chance....
If you talk about dogs - you're a know it all;
If you don't - you're a snob.
If you don't stop to chat at a show - success has gone to your head;
If you do - you're a Show-off.
If your dogs are at all the shows - ,you're not letting others have a chance;
If your dogs aren't at all the shows - you're afraid of the competition.
If your dog wins, -you know the judges;
If they don't win - you know nothing about breeding.
If you win and thank the judge, - your playing politics;
If you don't thank the judge - You're Rude.
If you lose and congratulate the winner - you're a hypocrite;
If you lose and don't thank the winner - you're a poor sport.
If you've been breeding less than 20yrs - you're a novice;
If you've been breeding more than 20yrs - you should step down and let the newcomers have a chance.
If you use your own stud dog - your kennel blind;
If you go outside for stud services - you don't think much of your own breeding.
If you sell most of your puppies - they arent good enough to keep,
If you keep them - you cant find buyers.
I think we can all identify with that poem