Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane & asks is he a guide dog?
No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search'
The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passanger.
The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says.
The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. Whats that then the 1st man asks.......
Guy replies He's found a fxxking bomb
NOW THATS CLEVER !
No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search'
The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passanger.
The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says.
The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. Whats that then the 1st man asks.......
Guy replies He's found a fxxking bomb
NOW THATS CLEVER !
