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[SIZE=14pt]I have just had a pm from OZZY who tells me that following the flooding, at Sheffield Wednesday's football(sic) ground [/SIZE]

 

 

 

which is now even more of a POND than previously, there will be a name change for the owls who will be renamed the DUCKS.

 

It is planned that ORVILLE

 

 

will be the new mascot

and the Clubs song will be 'I wish I could Fly'

[SIZE=21pt]Unfortunately the lyrics need reworking to fit the Club and Sheffield Wednesday (via OZZY) will be very pleased for help.[/SIZE]

The Current Words are:

Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,

Keith: You can,

Orville: I can’t!

Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,

Keith: You can,

Orville: I can’t!

Keith: Look, Orville,

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Nothing that you can say

Will change how I feel today:

I know that we’ll never part;

Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

Orville: Thank you.

 

Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t,

Keith: You don’t?

Orville: I don’t!

Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t,

Keith: It will,

Orville: I won’t!

Keith: Look, Orville,

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Now that I’m here with you,

There’s nothing that you can’t do,

So why don’t you make a start

And hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

Orville: Ahhh…

 

Orville: So does this mean although I’m green

And not exactly bright,

You want to care and will be there

To tuck me in at night?

Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!

 

Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,

Keith: You’re not!

Orville: I am!

Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,

Keith: You’re not!

Orville: I am!

Keith: Look, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Nothing that you can say

Will change how I feel today:

I know that we’ll never part;

Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?

Orville: Yes?

Keith: Who is your very best friend?

Orville: You are.

Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

 

[spoken]

Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I?

Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it.

Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?

Keith: Of course.

Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you?

Keith: We all love you, Orville.

Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?

Keith: Ooh… this much!

Orville: As much as that?

Keith: Yeah.

Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart.

 

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Please feel free to rearrange the words in any way you feel fit

 

[dawn]

That was Richard NOT Dawn!!!

Only someonewho supports Sheffield United could think up such a thing

Dawn

A life long Sheffield Wednesday fan!!!! (edited - NOT FOR LONG IF I HAVE ANYTHING TI DO WITH IT (Richard) )

 

[quintessence]

Our closest friends down here in leafy Hampshire are from Sheffield, Peter he's Peter as well, very confusing, was once describing an actress off the tele and he said "oh you know who she is, she's got a face like Wednesday's Owl", it took me about two years to work it out :wacko:

Do you think they will be bringing on a sub.?

Jenny

 

[dawn]

Our closest friends down here in leafy Hampshire are from Sheffield, Peter he's Peter as well, very confusing, was once describing an actress off the tele and he said "oh you know who she is, she's got a face like Wednesday's Owl", it took me about two years to work it out  :wacko:
Do you think they will be bringing on a sub.?

Jenny

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