3 sisters Ann, Jan & Fanny all have big feet. Ann & Jan go on a
date and one of the boys says "Jesus, you have big feet!" Ann replies
"You should see the size of our Fanny's!"
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Paddy buys a bath, but takes it back the next day complaining
the water keeps running out. The manager asks "Did you buy a plug?"
Paddy replies, "You didn't say it was electric!"
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In the newspaper it said 'Please look after your neighbours in
the cold weather'. Our neighbour is an 87 year old woman - not once has
she come round to check if we are alright. The lazy bitch hasn't even
taken in her milk for 2 weeks!
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Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand.
"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still
alive...." "Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury him". A little
while later he gets another phone call. "Done that, what should I do
with his speed camera?!"
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted
to me "Oi, what's your disability mate?" "Tourettes, now f*** off!" I
said.
date and one of the boys says "Jesus, you have big feet!" Ann replies
"You should see the size of our Fanny's!"
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Paddy buys a bath, but takes it back the next day complaining
the water keeps running out. The manager asks "Did you buy a plug?"
Paddy replies, "You didn't say it was electric!"
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In the newspaper it said 'Please look after your neighbours in
the cold weather'. Our neighbour is an 87 year old woman - not once has
she come round to check if we are alright. The lazy bitch hasn't even
taken in her milk for 2 weeks!
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Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand.
"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still
alive...." "Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury him". A little
while later he gets another phone call. "Done that, what should I do
with his speed camera?!"
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted
to me "Oi, what's your disability mate?" "Tourettes, now f*** off!" I
said.
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