Geprge -the Sex God

[Jan Doherty]

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Now George who has been castrated for over a year is the only male amongst 4 entire bitches. The trouble is the Iggie bitches are all rampant sex goddesses. When Hattie is in season as previously told she forces Goerge to have sex with her before beating him up unmercifully.

However Poor George is now having to fight off the attentions of a rampant Emilie Whippet who is in the middle of her first season and has decided that yep George you are the one. I have never seen anything so funny as Emilie persues him around the sitting room and is standing for him on the settee. Even funnier is watching Hattie getting all jealous and getting between Emilie and George. Unfortunately for George I think Hattie and Shelley are coming in season so he could have three of them after him (Shelley says incest is best (w00t) )

So George says does anyone want a worn out older male Iggie, no other dogs please and he promises not to pee up the curtains

 

[Lynn-Alexandria]

Awww poor George...getting all this attention from the ladies. (w00t)

 

[Martina]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[OEH]

Poor George :- " :huggles: :* :* :* :*

 

[EJW]

(w00t) Poor George :blink: He's going to need to go to a health farm to recover from all of those girls :lol:

 

[Tesa]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It sounds like your George is one pretty good looking fella

 

[posh totty]

oh the perils of having such good looks! bless him! :wub:

 

[Nicola]

Never a dull moment for George then....... (w00t)

 

[Millie]

Now I know why he jumps into rivers :lol: Bless him ! :wub:

 

[Millie]

Now I know why he jumps into rivers  :lol:   Bless him !  :wub:

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Wrong Iggy............ you will have to join Norman and cool off in the river LOL :lol:

 

[Jan Doherty]

Poor George all four of the girls are coming in season now (w00t)

As I dont have to worry anymore about them being mis-mated I havent got a clue when they were in season last but Im sure it wasnt that long ago

One thing I will say is that it has integrated Emilie into the pack and she is not so much of a loner now which is great. She is really very soulfull at times.

I just have to laugh at her chasing George around the sitting room with a gleam in eye that is not all together virginal

 

[BeeJay]

Poor George. (w00t) :lol:

 

[doris]

oh, poor George - not! (w00t)

it is a valuable lesson to him, and a useful reminder to us all - what goes around, comes around! when I think of all that humping that bloody dog has inflicted on the world, it makes me laugh to think of all that dodgy karma working its way back to him

I would ask him to stay with us, but his daughter and niece would probably take it in turns to hump him - it would make a nice change to standing on tippee-toes to reach the whippets (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[zilloot]

:wub: ..but if it hadn't been for George's extra-curricular antics I wouldn't have Zoomie. Sounds like Hattie wasn't exactly blameless... poor George!