Had To Laugh

[midlanderkeith]

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Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing, whoooooooo doggyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[hely]

pmsl...........what are you like keithy, mind you i've been known to dance down the street must to my daughters disgust :- "

 

[Jaydiiee]

sounds cool 8)

 

[littlenell]

:- " My sister showed me up by dancing Max Wall style thru the local shopping centre when a brass band was playing (w00t) :b I suppose youre all gonna ask who Max Wall was? :lol: (im showing my age!! :blink: )

 

[midlanderkeith]

:- " My sister showed me up by dancing Max Wall style thru the local shopping centre when a brass band was playing (w00t)   :b I suppose youre all gonna ask who Max Wall was? :lol: (im showing my age!! :blink: )

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Max wall, pmsl, yeh i remember him, now why did your sister show you up, its called life enjoy it i say, many a time come the weekend theres bands of some sort beltin it out, pan pipes is wot i like, there was this bunch of south americans, peruvians or summat playing pan pipe music, so i pan piped my piggin goolies off to em, love ittttttttttt

:cheers:

keith

 

[Lanakeshena]

Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing,  whoooooooo  doggyyyyyyyyyyy

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:lol: Thats made me laugh!!!!!!! :lol: good on you keith :thumbsup:

 

[midlanderkeith]

Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing,   whoooooooo  doggyyyyyyyyyyy

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:lol: Thats made me laugh!!!!!!! :lol: good on you keith :thumbsup:

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Your avatar reminds me of jill

 

[Lanakeshena]

Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing,   whoooooooo  doggyyyyyyyyyyy

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:lol: Thats made me laugh!!!!!!! :lol: good on you keith :thumbsup:

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Your avatar reminds me of jill

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You can see their sisters cant you i have thoguht that before on your piccys of jill some of her expressions are just the looks i get form my Honey! :lol: yes those looks :- " :lol:

 

[lillybet]

Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing,  whoooooooo  doggyyyyyyyyyyy

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Well done Keith :lol: :lol: bet that made her day :thumbsup:

My hubby lifted me up and dumped me in a freezer at tesco's you should have seen the other shoppers faces :wacko:

He's always doing dafted things

Lillibet

 

[Whippetman]

Was in the co op this morning buying my mint imperials, theres this lady cleaner in there called Ethel, just acquantancies, anhow she's mopping the floor, wot a bloody performance, so i takes the mop off her and began to mop the floor for her to Barry white thumpin out, i could see she was up for it, so i chucked down the mop grabbed hold of her and began to give it wot for, even the manager cracked out laughing,  whoooooooo  doggyyyyyyyyyyy

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Well go on the Keith ask for the CCTV and put it on her LOL :cheers: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Flowerpot]

Aww Keith...We could do with you in our Co-op !!!! (w00t) (w00t)

Laughed at Lilibet too....An ex boyfriend ( Fireman) once ( a long time ago ) picked me up in a firemans` lift and dropped me in a huge big puddle right in the middle of the street because I had been cheeky ..Who ? ...Me ???.....Right ....and then he proceeded to `rescue` me in another firemans` lift ! ....Humphhhh...... he was about 6` 2" and I`m only 5 feet !.....

Everyone thought it was hilarious.....That`s because their `behind` wasn`t all soggy and wet and muddy and *I* was supposed to look so `hot`..Yeah ..right !

Notice I said `ex` ...... :- " :- " :- " It was funny though !! I did laugh too but it didn`t do him any good....he got the big heave ho