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[SIZE=14pt]If a robber tried to rob a night-club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?[/SIZE]
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If Dracula has no reflection, why did he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do fish get thirsty?
What is the speed of dark?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What do they call a French kiss in France?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
What shape would a chair be if our legs bent the other way ?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If Dracula has no reflection, why did he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do fish get thirsty?
What is the speed of dark?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What do they call a French kiss in France?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
What shape would a chair be if our legs bent the other way ?
