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Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay
them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment
fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car. Twenty million cars ordered -
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college / university -
Crime rate fixed
5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week - there's your money back in
duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed , have all members of parliament pay
back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Makes sense to me, but I'm not holding my breath !!!!!!!!
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay
them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment
fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car. Twenty million cars ordered -
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college / university -
Crime rate fixed
5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week - there's your money back in
duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed , have all members of parliament pay
back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Makes sense to me, but I'm not holding my breath !!!!!!!!
