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Three Irishmen and three
Englishmen are travelling by train to
a football match in London. At
the station, the three English each buy a
ticket and watch as the three
Irish buy just one ticket between them. "How
are the three of you going to
travel on only one ticket?", asks one of
the English.
"Watch and learn," answers one
of the Irish. They all board the
train. The English take their
respective seats but all three Irish cram into
a toilet and close the door
behind them. Shortly after the train has
departed the conductor arrives
to collect the tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, "Ticket
please." The door opens just a crack and a single
arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
English are mightily impressed
by this, so after the game, they decide to
copy the Irish (like always !)
on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they
buy a single ticket for the return trip... To
their astonishment, the Irish
don't buy a ticket at all !! "How are you
going to travel without a
ticket?" asks one perplexed English. "Watch and
learn..." says one Paddy. When
they board the train the three Irish cram
into a toilet and soon after the
three English pile into another nearby. The
train departs. Shortly
afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet
and sneaks
across to the toilet where the
English are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket
please..."
Englishmen are travelling by train to
a football match in London. At
the station, the three English each buy a
ticket and watch as the three
Irish buy just one ticket between them. "How
are the three of you going to
travel on only one ticket?", asks one of
the English.
"Watch and learn," answers one
of the Irish. They all board the
train. The English take their
respective seats but all three Irish cram into
a toilet and close the door
behind them. Shortly after the train has
departed the conductor arrives
to collect the tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, "Ticket
please." The door opens just a crack and a single
arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
English are mightily impressed
by this, so after the game, they decide to
copy the Irish (like always !)
on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they
buy a single ticket for the return trip... To
their astonishment, the Irish
don't buy a ticket at all !! "How are you
going to travel without a
ticket?" asks one perplexed English. "Watch and
learn..." says one Paddy. When
they board the train the three Irish cram
into a toilet and soon after the
three English pile into another nearby. The
train departs. Shortly
afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet
and sneaks
across to the toilet where the
English are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket
please..."
