It was the hottest day of the year :sweating: so the sauna at the leisure centre had various types in cleansing themselves )
there was a jap..an english man..a yank and paddy from dublin (who was particularly stinking :- " )....anyway, as they sat steaming a "buzzing" sound was heard. the english man looks at his wrist and on it a fine silver watch was emitting signals onto a screen at the top of his watch "oops message from HQ !", the others looked at each other and then a "beeping" noise came from the japs watch.."scuse me i have a txt coming thru".....next there was a "flash and a beep" from the yanks wrist..it was his watch..."sorry guys i gotta an email thru ". .. stinking paddy sitting when all of a sudden he rushes out of the sauna clutching his arse ! when he returns he has a piece of toilet roll dangling from between his cheeks... :x ofcourse the others spot it and point it out....to which the paddy replies..."ermmm dont worry i just got a fax through" !! :thumbsup:
J :clown: HN
there was a jap..an english man..a yank and paddy from dublin (who was particularly stinking :- " )....anyway, as they sat steaming a "buzzing" sound was heard. the english man looks at his wrist and on it a fine silver watch was emitting signals onto a screen at the top of his watch "oops message from HQ !", the others looked at each other and then a "beeping" noise came from the japs watch.."scuse me i have a txt coming thru".....next there was a "flash and a beep" from the yanks wrist..it was his watch..."sorry guys i gotta an email thru ". .. stinking paddy sitting when all of a sudden he rushes out of the sauna clutching his arse ! when he returns he has a piece of toilet roll dangling from between his cheeks... :x ofcourse the others spot it and point it out....to which the paddy replies..."ermmm dont worry i just got a fax through" !! :thumbsup:
J :clown: HN