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[GRAHAM PEM]

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A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll.

The woman asks "Would you like a christian or muslim doll?"

Confused the man says "What's the difference?"

"Well," replies the woman, "the muslim one blows herself up!"

 

[jsrhodes]

Am sure those maimed on the July Tube bombings will find that hilarious. And it's ancient. And it's got sod all to do with whippets which is what people come here to read about.

 

[milly]

Am sure those maimed on the July Tube bombings will find that hilarious. And it's ancient. And it's got sod all to do with whippets which is what people come here to read about.

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Its a new one on me

 

[simpson]

Am sure those maimed on the July Tube bombings will find that hilarious. And it's ancient. And it's got sod all to do with whippets which is what people come here to read about.

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Its a new one on me

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and me .............lol :- "

 

[decca]

graham doz the christian one go down on you :- " (w00t) now thats funny 8)

 

[Karen-Coral]

graham doz the christian one go down on you :- "  (w00t) now thats funny 8)

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Only for a large donation!

Oh sorry thats the Catholic one.

 

[GRAHAM PEM]

Am sure those maimed on the July Tube bombings will find that hilarious. And it's ancient. And it's got sod all to do with whippets which is what people come here to read about.

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get a life

 

[GRAHAM PEM]

graham doz the christian one go down on you :- "  (w00t) now thats funny 8)

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great. :

 

[dazgail]

Is it true that the male suicide bombers are promised 21 virgins when they get to heaven?........mmmmmm wot are the female ones promised?

 

[Tony Taylor]

Free pair of handcuffs with the Mormon doll

 

[wild whippies]

Is it true that the male suicide bombers are promised 21 virgins when they get to heaven?........mmmmmm wot are the female ones promised?

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An orgasm as always.

 

[mutley]

i think there all funny

 

[kris]

Is it true that the male suicide bombers are promised 21 virgins when they get to heaven?........mmmmmm wot are the female ones promised?

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An orgasm as always.

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whats one of them? :blink:

 

[GRAHAM PEM]

Cold Love

Two women meet at the " Pearly Gates".

The first says " Hi, I'm Sylvia." The second says to the first " Hello, I'm Jan. How did you manage to end up here?"

Sylvia replies " I froze to death" Jan says "

Oh that must have been a horrible death!"

Sylvia replies " It wasn't that bad after I stopped shivering, I warmed slowly, felt a little tired and died peacefully in my sleep."

Jan then explains to Sylvia how she died, " Well, I had a heart attack, I thought my husband was cheating on me so I came home early one day to try and catch him out.

There he was when I got in, on the sofa drinking a beer and watching the match. I chased around the house searching all the cupboards, wardrobes, attic and basement and found no-one, the exhaustion I felt after racing around caused a heart attack which proved fatal for me!"

Sylvia said " Why the hell didn't you look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive now if you had!"