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C'mon the altar boys
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Johnny Byrne?
'Yes, Father, it is.'And who was the girl you were with?']
I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you May as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
I cannot say.'
Was it Teresa Brown?'
I'll never tell.'
Was it Margaret Doyle?'
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
Was it Anne O' Neil?'
My lips are sealed.
' Was it Catherine 0' Toole , then?'
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Johnny,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and
whispers, What'd you get?
' Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Johnny Byrne?
'Yes, Father, it is.'And who was the girl you were with?']
I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
you May as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
I cannot say.'
Was it Teresa Brown?'
I'll never tell.'
Was it Margaret Doyle?'
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
Was it Anne O' Neil?'
My lips are sealed.
' Was it Catherine 0' Toole , then?'
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Johnny,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and
whispers, What'd you get?
' Four months vacation and five good leads.'
:- "
