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SING A LONG TO THE TUNE OF A WINTER WONDERLAND :- "

A Doggy Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?

In the lane, snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;

"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!

Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,

So all the world will know it's

mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,

flows my natural incense boast;

"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,

I mark it as my winter wonderland.
 
(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Haven`t they locked you up yet :eek: Rolls eyes !!! :huggles:
 
Flowerpot said:
(w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t) Haven`t they locked you up yet  :eek:   Rolls eyes !!! :huggles:
NO STILL FREE...THEY DID TRY ON THURSDAY BUT I ESCAPED :blink:
 

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