Joke

[hely]

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A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although

his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day

he

rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a

divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

- It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

- No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

- All my relations still in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

- No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

- No, she white..

Why do you want this divorce?

-She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

-I got proof.

What kind of proof?

- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf

in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover". (w00t)

 

[trac]

come on hely you can do better than that :- "

 

[hely]

shut it trac...............that joke is really funny (w00t)

 

[trac]

shut it trac...............that loke is really funny (w00t)

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do you mean joke hely :- "

 

[hely]

no i meant loke trac.............a loke is even funnier that a joke :unsure:

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: :lol: well i thought it was good :cheers:

 

[AnnSa]

Me to i

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]APPALLING....REALLY....JUST DREADFUL..[/SIZE]

 

[hely]