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A Tale of Two Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were

swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that

inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn;

I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being

eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and

behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam

away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark

boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came

close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was

the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he

thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He

approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he

found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his

friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a

prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the

reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the

enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He

set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came

flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come

out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the

enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've

changed.........."

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"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
 
(w00t) i will admit i laughed hely

i also groaned as well :- "
 
[SIZE=21pt] (w00t) iv just lost the will tO live (CRAP) :- " [/SIZE]
 
:lol: Well I thought it was funny Hely :lol: There again little minds!!!!!!!!! (w00t)
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, I liked it :thumbsup:

Easily pleased :D
 
Brilliant.........soooooooooooo funny.
 

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