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How Angels Came To Be At the top The Tree

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!

I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........

 

[ladyp]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I like that one.Lady P :thumbsup: :thumbsup: (w00t)

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) That made me laugh !!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[hely]

rubbish :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]that sucks[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

trac..............whats a jokeh?????????????????? :- "

 

[trac]

trac..............whats a jokeh?????????????????? :- "

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IM SORRY BUT WE ALL CANNOT BE PERFECT LIKE YOU,I HIT THE WRONG KEY

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]that sucks[/SIZE]

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OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE DONT YOU START :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]I was gonna point that out too...........[/SIZE] :- "

 

[hely]

the wrong key?

were you singing???????? :- "

 

[trac]

the wrong key?
were you singing???????? :- "

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WELL I COULDNT DO ANY WORSE THAN ELVIS :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]WEKK???????????????? GONNA SAY IT BEFORE YOU HIT THAT EDIT BUTTON.....HOW MANY YOU HAD LADY???[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]HELEN..A SLUR ON ELVIS???????? SURELY YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET THAT LIE???[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]WEKK???????????????? GONNA SAY IT BEFORE YOU HIT THAT EDIT BUTTON.....HOW MANY YOU HAD LADY???[/SIZE]

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IVE ONLY HAD 3 CANT GET USE TO THIS KEYBOARD YET :blink:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]WEKK???????????????? GONNA SAY IT BEFORE YOU HIT THAT EDIT BUTTON.....HOW MANY YOU HAD LADY???[/SIZE]

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IVE ONLY HAD 3 CANT GET USE TO THIS KEYBOARD YET :blink:

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[SIZE=21pt]HMMMMM...3............... A LIKELY STORY[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

HONEST SARAH I HAVE

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]YOU JUST CANT GET ENUFF OF THAT DAMN EDIT BUTTON CAN YA LADY??? NOW PEOPLE WILL READ MY POST AND THINK I AM A MENTAL :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]YOU JUST CANT GET ENUFF OF THAT DAMN EDIT BUTTON CAN YA LADY??? NOW PEOPLE WILL READ MY POST AND THINK I AM A MENTAL :wacko: [/SIZE]

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GLAD WE ARE ON A NEW PAGE HELY WONT SEE WHAT I WROTE :sweating:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]where is hely??? had enuff of us me thinks....[/SIZE]

mainly you trace...she loves me... :wub:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]where is hely??? had enuff of us me thinks....[/SIZE]


mainly you trace...she loves me... :wub:

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[SIZE=21pt]CHEERS SARAH..HELY NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP[/SIZE] :- "