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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

 

Here are some examples:

 

1.FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

2.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

 

3.TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

4.HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

 

5.SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

6.WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

7.TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

8.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

9.HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

10.THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
 
JUST LOVE IT!! :wub: (w00t) (w00t)

IM EMAILING THAT TO ALL MY FRIENDS :thumbsup:
 
Brilliant. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :lol: :lol:
 
(w00t) very good, i love the last one :lol: :thumbsup:
 
1.FREEZER BAGS: They are FEMALE..ALL PLASTIC AND CARRY EVERYTHING WITH THEM :))

2.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, AS THEY COPY EVERYTHING THEY SEE THE NEXT WOMAN WEARING.

3.TYRES: Tyres are FEMALE. CHECK OUT MOST WOMEN THEYVE GOT THEM :x ROUND THEIR WAISTS !

4.HOT AIR BALLOONS: FEMALE,,USALLY GAWDY OUTER AND FULL OF HOT AIR ! :x

5.SPONGES: These are female, SUCK EVERYTHING THEY CAN FROM THEIR PARTNERS ! :rant:

6.WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. ONLY IF ITS WORTH LOOKING AT :unsure:

7.TRAINS: Definitely FEMALE.NEVER EVER ON TIME ! :(

8.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are AS YOU SAY. :thumbsup:

9.HAMMERS: Male, STURDY AND RELIABLE STRONG..ETC. :thumbsup:

10.THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. LOADS OF BUTTONS JUST HIT THEM ALL IN THE RIGHT SEQUENCE FOR BEST RESULTS ;)
 
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