copied this off a terrier site i go on ,i think its hilarious! :lol:
I've got a spoof dog guide from 1958 in my collection. Here are a few quotes: they have me in stitches, but then again I've showed it to some people who just don't get it (how dare anyone laugh at dogs: we should all be watching Dog Rescue and Cesar & taking notes!!!)
'Abredeen Terriers rarely, if ever, know where they are, but this doesn't stop them from showing plainly that they would much sooner be somewhere else. They have pendulous eye-brows which obscure their vision, and they trudge along despairingly, filled with a haunting dread that they are lost in a field of thistles.'
'When a Sealyham Terrier is awake it looks as if it has seen a ghost. It's blood coagulates in cold weather. It's density is very dense. When distturbed, its hair falls into its eyes.'
'Some people like to think that there is no such dog as the Welsh Terrier. These people are effete and dare not face the hard facts of life. There is such a dog as the Welsh Terrier.
Boswell,who, after a convivial evening at the Mitre, often saw quantities of Welsh Terriers sitting on the end of his bed, furiously knitting, once asked Dr. Johnson what he would do if he were wrecked on a desert island alone with one of these dogs.
"Sir", said Dr. Johnson, "I should swim for it!"
The Welsh Terrier has a sensual under-lip and criminal ears....The brain of a Welsh Terrier is contained in a small hollow cavity situated at the very tip of its skull. Most Welsh Terriers are capable of elementary thought, but they eat, sleep and scratch themselves by reflex action.
Welsh Terriers are poor linguists and only a very occasional one understands plain English. To say "Shoo!" to a Welsh Terrier is tantamount to inviting it to jump on your lap.
I've got a spoof dog guide from 1958 in my collection. Here are a few quotes: they have me in stitches, but then again I've showed it to some people who just don't get it (how dare anyone laugh at dogs: we should all be watching Dog Rescue and Cesar & taking notes!!!)
'Abredeen Terriers rarely, if ever, know where they are, but this doesn't stop them from showing plainly that they would much sooner be somewhere else. They have pendulous eye-brows which obscure their vision, and they trudge along despairingly, filled with a haunting dread that they are lost in a field of thistles.'
'When a Sealyham Terrier is awake it looks as if it has seen a ghost. It's blood coagulates in cold weather. It's density is very dense. When distturbed, its hair falls into its eyes.'
'Some people like to think that there is no such dog as the Welsh Terrier. These people are effete and dare not face the hard facts of life. There is such a dog as the Welsh Terrier.
Boswell,who, after a convivial evening at the Mitre, often saw quantities of Welsh Terriers sitting on the end of his bed, furiously knitting, once asked Dr. Johnson what he would do if he were wrecked on a desert island alone with one of these dogs.
"Sir", said Dr. Johnson, "I should swim for it!"
The Welsh Terrier has a sensual under-lip and criminal ears....The brain of a Welsh Terrier is contained in a small hollow cavity situated at the very tip of its skull. Most Welsh Terriers are capable of elementary thought, but they eat, sleep and scratch themselves by reflex action.
Welsh Terriers are poor linguists and only a very occasional one understands plain English. To say "Shoo!" to a Welsh Terrier is tantamount to inviting it to jump on your lap.
