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Mum and Dad went on Holiday to Malta Yesterday evening and it's been a nightmare for me ever since!!

Last night after they left, Milly Chewed a hole in the New Leather Sofa! (While I was in the Bath)

This morning I got up saw to the pups and took the adults out for a walk, got back and thought right I'll go and have my hair cut and get some shopping in For Pack-up for Hound Association of Scotland tomorrow, so I jumped in the car and that wouldn't start!

I've just about got the car fixed(it had run low on oil & Water) come back in and Franky has chewed one of mums eye liners all over the living room carpet which is cream! (I have no idea where he found the eye liner)

What else can can possibly go wrong for me today?

Dont think I'll buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

A very stressed Ozzy. :wacko:
 
:oops: You should buy a lottery ticket Ozzy because things can only get better (w00t)
 
:D Yep things come in three's ......... and I added that up to 3 .............. so its only good luck from now :luck: :thumbsup:
 
*Lesley* said:
:oops: You should buy a lottery ticket Ozzy because things can only get better (w00t)
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Yeah you might win the jackpot. :cheers: and then find the winning ticket been eaten half to Milly and half to Franky (w00t)

A living nightmare he he he :- "
 
ozzy said:
get some shopping in For Pack-up for Hound Association of Scotland tomorrow,
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[SIZE=21pt]What Ozzy means to say is get Some STELLA for the Hound Association of Scotland tomorrow :cheers: [/SIZE]
 
Seems like Mums holiday is gonna cost YOU a fortune. I'd buy that lottery ticket, sounds like you need it (w00t)
 
Claire said:
ozzy said:
get some shopping in For Pack-up for Hound Association of Scotland tomorrow,
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[SIZE=21pt]What Ozzy means to say is get Some STELLA for the Hound Association of Scotland tomorrow :cheers: [/SIZE]

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That probably sounds about right!!!!!!

My mum is also going to Malta next week and i am taking kids and dogs to house/granny sit. Lets hope that that doesnt happen to me :blink:
 
i think you better get that lottery ticket so that you can buy another leather sofa,new carpet,new car and another house before mum and dad come back from their holiday ;) :- " :lol: :lol:
 
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :oops: OMG I feel for you, Ozzy - hope M&D are very understanding, though it does serve them right for having a CREAM carpet!!!! ;)

Hope things improve!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :luck:

PS It does remind me of the Christmas at my M&D when Zephyr pulled a heated tray down from the BRAND NEW mahogany sideboard and scraped a huge gouge out of the front of it! :eek: I was horrified but my Mum just calmly filled it in with something and put some polish on and it looked fine!! :thumbsup:
 
That reminds me of the Yellow pages ad, when he gets the table fixed after a party and then see's what they have done to the picture!! Hope your M and D aren't too cross. Flowers and chocs and a huuuuge sorry should work well!! (w00t)
 
WEll - those are only material things - as long as the whippies are OK everything else doesn't matter....atleast that is what you can hope your M&D will say when they got back (w00t)
 
OMG (w00t) - Fancy leaving you in charge Russell - bet its really mum and Dad that look after the dogs really. :- "

Eyeliner :lol: :lol: Cream Carpets (w00t) OMG Dont know what you could do about hole in leather suite (w00t) :oops: Just maybe go out and buy a new one. :- "
 
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Have seen the add at the bottome of the page, you can get a nice Italian leather sofa for £849.

Never mind Russ, I'll buy a lottery ticket tomorrow and if I win I'll buy your mum a new eyeliner. !!!!

Have a great day tomorrow :luck:

Jenny and Sparky ( who can't understand why his relatives chew so much when he is such a good boy :devil: )
 
ozzy said:
Mum and Dad went on Holiday to Malta Yesterday evening and it's been a nightmare for me ever since!!Franky has chewed one of mums eye liners

A very stressed Ozzy. :wacko:

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Yeh , right , `[SIZE=14pt]ONE OF ` MUMS ` EYELINERS !!!![/SIZE] :- "

:huggles: :lol:

See you tomorrow , unless you breakdaown of course (w00t) ;)
 
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If I was you Ozzy I'd tell her about sofa before she comes home (w00t) Give her time to calm down :lol: :lol:
 
pamalkie said:
If I was you Ozzy I'd tell her about sofa before she comes home (w00t) Give her time to calm down :lol:   :lol:
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No, No, Nooooooo, if you ruin her hols she'll be even more cross. (w00t) (w00t)
 
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