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little patrick asked his dad for a bike for his birthday,his dad said we,d get you one but the mortgage is £80.000 and your mum just lost her job,next day patrick walks 0ut with his bags packed,his dad says were you going,patrick replies,i walked passed your bedroom last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out,and then mum told you to wait cos she was coming too,and im not staying here on my own with a £80.000 mortgage.
and no f***ing bike
little patrick asked his dad for a bike for his birthday,his dad said we,d get you one but the mortgage is £80.000 and your mum just lost her job,next day patrick walks 0ut with his bags packed,his dad says were you going,patrick replies,i walked passed your bedroom last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out,and then mum told you to wait cos she was coming too,and im not staying here on my own with a £80.000 mortgage.
and no f***ing bike