If you want someone who will eat whatever you
put in front of him and never says it’s not
quite as good as his mother made it...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at
any hour, for as long and wherever you want.
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit
next to you as you watch romantic movies...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on
your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can
push off if he snores...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what
you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually.
Then get a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who
will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all
night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and
acts as if your entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness...
Then get a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say...
then marry a man!
put in front of him and never says it’s not
quite as good as his mother made it...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at
any hour, for as long and wherever you want.
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit
next to you as you watch romantic movies...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on
your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can
push off if he snores...
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what
you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually.
Then get a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who
will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs around all
night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and
acts as if your entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness...
Then get a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say...
then marry a man!
i thought you was guna say marry a man :lol: good un was that :cheers:
