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[midlanderkeith]

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Not had a ciggy sin 18th Dec, and normally for breakfast i have 2 frying pans on the go, but i took a look at myself in the mirror and thought, keith you need help, i havent had a fry up fer nearly 2 weeks now, for breakfast now its grapefruit, with perhaps a bananna, ive even left off the cups of tea to help me through the ciggies, im on boiled water, but my entire body is gaggig fer some lard, is the anyone willing to invite me round for a damn good fry up, cos ive got nowt in

keith

 

[AnnSa]

Well done Keith with the cig's.........hard isn't it :sweating:

And it's double hard if your changing your eating habits

at the same time...........but i've nothing here for a fry up

either.........sorry

 

[Jessr123]

Why not have a healthy 'fry up'. Grill your sausages, have rindless grilled bacon, bake some tomatoes and have beans, toast and microwave or steam your mushrooms.

 

[hely]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- "

 

[trac]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

 

[midlanderkeith]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

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Thank you Trac, that beats Helens offer of a miserable victoria sponge, and dust sheets

 

[hely]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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:angry:

keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

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Thank you Trac, that beats Helens offer of a miserable victoria sponge, and dust sheets

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yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside :- "

 

[trac]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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:angry:

keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

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Thank you Trac, that beats Helens offer of a miserable victoria sponge, and dust sheets

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yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside :- "

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SOMEONES JEALOUS :- "

 

[midlanderkeith]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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:angry:

keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

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Thank you Trac, that beats Helens offer of a miserable victoria sponge, and dust sheets

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yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside :- "

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thats fine by me, i like a woman with heaving buttocks :lol:

 

[hely]

keithy, i grill my food, its much better for you  and poach your eggs:thumbsup:

but if its lard your after.............go and see trac..........she has plenty :- " 

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:angry:

keith i can do you bacon,scrambled egg grilled tomato and i will do you some Bury black pudding as well as a treat :huggles:

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Thank you Trac, that beats Helens offer of a miserable victoria sponge, and dust sheets

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yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside :- "

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thats fine by me, i like a woman with heaving buttocks :lol:

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good job :- "

 

[June Jonigk]

I just love your posts keith - they read just as you probably speak, wi yeur lovly accent

yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside

Did you know, there are a lot of people who pay to have fat injections and inplants in their bottoms - we women who have a bit of natural arse are sooooo lucky :thumbsup: :lol:

 

[hely]

I just love your posts keith - they read just as you probably speak, wi yeur lovly accent

yeah but be warned keithy, trac fries all her food in lard from her fat backside

Did you know, there are a lot of people who pay to have fat injections and inplants in their bottoms - we women who have a bit of natural arse are sooooo lucky :thumbsup: :lol:

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a bit of a wobble is very attractive

 

[trac]

keith that was a lovely pm thank you :huggles:

 

[hely]

keith that was a lovely pm thank you :huggles:

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remember what i told you about her keithy :- "

 

[June Jonigk]

keith that was a lovely pm thank you :huggles:

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Ooooh do tell more

 

[trac]

keith that was a lovely pm thank you :huggles:

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Ooooh do tell more

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i would love to but hely would be so jealous :- "

 

[hely]

trac is in love with our keithy but he doesnt want to know, and is trying to let her down gently :- "

 

[hely]

everyone knows my victoria sponge does it for kethy (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

got image now of traceys heaving buttocks :wacko:

 

[trac]

everyone knows my victoria sponge does it for kethy (w00t)

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shame you dont have the same effect on him hely :- "