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[SIZE=21pt]JAX and Phil have a dog who snores. . . Really snores.[/SIZE]
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Annoyed because she can't sleep, JAX goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells JAX to tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. JAX tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of [SIZE=21pt]red [/SIZE][SIZE=14pt]ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's privates.[/SIZE]
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
JAX is amazed!
Later that night, Phil returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. JAX thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of [SIZE=21pt]blue [/SIZE]ribbon and ties it around her husband's jewels.
Amazingly, it also works on him. JAX sleeps soundly.
Phil wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
[SIZE=17pt]He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"[/SIZE]
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Annoyed because she can't sleep, JAX goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells JAX to tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. JAX tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of [SIZE=21pt]red [/SIZE][SIZE=14pt]ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's privates.[/SIZE]
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
JAX is amazed!
Later that night, Phil returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. JAX thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of [SIZE=21pt]blue [/SIZE]ribbon and ties it around her husband's jewels.
Amazingly, it also works on him. JAX sleeps soundly.
Phil wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
[SIZE=17pt]He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"[/SIZE]
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