Putting The Recored Straight

[Frankie of Brasted]

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Putting the record straight

And please note the word straight – my blood is red not pink!

First of all Mr Ian Know-It-All German let me say this …. I AM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN! Got it? Good!

Second of all - if you want me to go faster give me better food – that supermarket rubbish is for pet dogs, not athletes like me! And while we are at it – my exercise leaves something to be desired too. Other whippets get taken on long walks and let loose in fields, not trotted mile after sodding mile on a treadmill! Honestly – it’s enough to drive a decent whippet to drink! And speaking of drink – how about a change from plain old boring water – I notice you add some strange golden liquid to YOUR water – how about I get to try some of that?

Third of all, thanks for the sex education – not that I really needed it. Ok, I may only know the theory, but trust me – when the opportunity presents itself – I’ll rise to the occasion, have no fears about that. :lol: And I've noticed that cutie Akela looking at me from time to time - she obviously likes what she sees :thumbsup:

And anyway – I don’t see YOU being swamped with offers these days, maybe you should try running a bit faster yourself, see if you can catch yourself a nice OAP

 

[Paula Roberts]

Good on you Frankie for having the guts and determination to stand up for yourself, :thumbsup: dont let this Ian chap undermine you in any way :angry: you are a lovely whippet man and he should be PROUD to own such a clever talented young man. :huggles:

PS dont be giving my whippets any ideas about speaking up for themselves will you. (w00t)

 

[Strike Whippets]

(w00t) Well Frankie you tell him :thumbsup: ......I'd like to see Ian running up a track as fast as you can :lol: .......I think you've put Ian right in his place ......and how clever are you ?? You're only the second Whippet I know that can type ......So see brains and beauty

 

[Jungle book]

As pretty as I may be, I am actually a gorgeous 'Dog' not a 'Bitch' and i'm certainly not gay.

Akela :thumbsup:

 

[Strike Whippets]

As pretty as I may be, I am actually a gorgeous 'Dog' not a 'Bitch' and i'm certainly not gay.
Akela :thumbsup:

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Well in that case .....Frankie are you sure you have red blood :lol:

 

[Judy]

As pretty as I may be, I am actually a gorgeous 'Dog' not a 'Bitch' and i'm certainly not gay.
Akela :thumbsup:

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Oh no Frankie! How could you make such a mistake (w00t) Better hope that Ian chap doesn't read this or he'll never let you live it down

 

[Frankie of Brasted]

Oh dear .......... :wub:

You can see how confusing it is for me living with a bunch of old women! :b

And I'm sure Akela winked at me - maybe he has an affliction, or maybe HE's .... no - I don't want to think about it!

Now that I'm computer trained maybe I should try a dating agency - I saw HIM doing that the other day - it didn't help that he doesn't speak Taiwanese though :- "

Right - I'm off to check out www.whipsandthings.com - I assume thats all things whippety .......

 

[Paula Roberts]

DONT LOOK FRANKIE YOU"LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE IF YOU DO. (w00t)