Revenge

[anslinmcg]

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Well just a question for you guys......

How would you get revenge on a cheating OH?? :blink: :blink:

 

[Lal]

Go through his wardrobe and, as his trousers are folded over the hangers cut one leg off just below the knee, hang them back so that the cut leg is underneath and they look normal, do it to each pair!!

I did hear a story of someone who applied superglue to a certain part of anatomy whilst her OH was sleeping, neatly affixing said body part to his leg!!

Not that I would ever be so vindictive of course!

 

[FifeJillandIan]

How about sewing prawns into the lining of their favourite clothes??? :x

 

[FifeJillandIan]

How about sewing prawns into the lining of their favourite clothes???  :x

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Although the best revenge is probably to go ahead and live a happy life without the loser!

Jill

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[posh totty]

as his clothes were bagged up i made very small notes and attached them to every piece with a small dressmakers pin , im sure i heard him yelling putting his underwear on (w00t) the socks were the best though lol (w00t)

 

[midlanderkeith]

Go through his wardrobe and, as his trousers are folded over the hangers cut one leg off just below the knee, hang them back so that the cut leg is underneath and they look normal, do it to each pair!!
I did hear a story of someone who applied superglue to a certain part of anatomy whilst her OH was sleeping, neatly affixing said body part to his leg!! 

Not that I would ever be so vindictive of course!

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You evil woman our Alison :lol: you women, wotya like eh

 

[tinker*]

liking the glueing "parts" down heheee ... not get up to much there now will it ... :- "

 

[littlenell]

Id just make sure that every time he saw me I was smiling and happy. Thank him for doing you a favour and offer your condolences to the offending little sl....new lady in his life :thumbsup:

 

[dana]

lol well aint u lot a nice forgiveing bunch (w00t)

personally i would castrate him and disfiguer her.....i can be a little vengful :- "

 

[saraquele]

there were times when i wanted to kill my ex when i found out he had been having an affair , many years ago now :* but i found what got to him the most was by the time he had realised his mistake i was enjoying the single life too much to take him back

that was the best revenge :thumbsup: dont give him the satisfaction of letting him see you upset ( after you have castrated him that is :- " )

you can never turn back the clock , YESTERDAY IS HISTORY , TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY , its up to you to carry on and look to the future :thumbsup:

 

[kris]

old italian saying about revenge (and these guys were the experts) 8)

the best revenge is to live well :thumbsup:

 

[trac]

itching powder in his under wear and it can be brought online :- "

 

[littlenell]

"old italian saying about revenge (and these guys were the experts)".......

the best revenge is to live well

:- " I take it thats before he swims with the fishes (w00t) :lol:

 

[Painted Lady]

tell him you are secretly a lesbian and you married him hoping to change but you didnt cos he is crap in bed....

 

[saraquele]

tell him you are secretly a lesbian and you married him hoping to change but you didnt cos he is crap in bed....

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THIS IS MY FAVE SO FAR :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[~Sarah~]

I remember watching a TV programme a while ago where the wife cooked the cheating husband a delicious stew :- " . I am sure you can guess what she put in it. (w00t) (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]

I remember watching a TV programme a while ago where the wife cooked the cheating husband a delicious stew  :- " . I am sure you can guess what she put in it.  (w00t)   (w00t)

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The other woman...........

 

[littlenell]

I remember watching a TV programme a while ago where the wife cooked the cheating husband a delicious stew  :- " . I am sure you can guess what she put in it.  (w00t)   (w00t)

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The other woman...........

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:lol: Very funny :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[jinx and rubys mum]

Be careful with that one

There has been a case recently up here and the woman was in court for puting dog feaces in a curry and was charged with gbh!!!! :x :x

All clothes in bin bags thrown out the window where all the neighbours can see and a few arms and legs cut off favourite designer gear works well!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

Dump him and run be grateful you found out and enjoy the start of the rest of your life!!

 

[~Sarah~]

Be careful with that oneThere has been a case recently up here and the woman was in court for puting dog feaces in a curry and was charged with gbh!!!! :x   :x

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That was the programme. :- " :- "

I wasn't recommending to do that. (w00t)