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A man had settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why he was
allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent
and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to search.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned
to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty clever,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The labrador
sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its
seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That manis carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a
note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his neighbour.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and
down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came
racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to
poo all over the place.
The first man was pretty revolted by the labrador's behaviour and
wondered why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the
agent, 'What's going on?'
The agent replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why he was
allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent
and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to search.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned
to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty clever,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The labrador
sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its
seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That manis carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a
note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his neighbour.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and
down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came
racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to
poo all over the place.
The first man was pretty revolted by the labrador's behaviour and
wondered why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the
agent, 'What's going on?'
The agent replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
