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1.circle garment stains with permanent pen,so that when u remove garment from washing machine,u can check stain has gone.
2.always go 2 loo at work.not only will u save money on toilet roll,but u will also be getting paid for it.
3.a mouse trap placed on top of ur alarm clock will prevent u rolling over and going back to sleep.
4.avoid parking tickets by leaving ur window wipers on fast wipe.
5.an empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
6.smokers:save on matches and lighters by simply lighting ur next fag from the butt of ur last one.
7.don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.they might find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
2.always go 2 loo at work.not only will u save money on toilet roll,but u will also be getting paid for it.
3.a mouse trap placed on top of ur alarm clock will prevent u rolling over and going back to sleep.
4.avoid parking tickets by leaving ur window wipers on fast wipe.
5.an empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
6.smokers:save on matches and lighters by simply lighting ur next fag from the butt of ur last one.
7.don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.they might find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.