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[SIZE=13pt] The Urine test[/SIZE]

 

This was written by a rig worker in North Sea - he makes a lot of sense!

 

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

 

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

 

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.

 

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque?

 

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

[SIZE=12pt]OK I know it's impractical - but it makes you think. (Doesn't it? )[/SIZE]

 

[Fippet]

[SIZE=13pt] The Urine test[/SIZE] 

This was written by a rig worker in North Sea - he makes a lot of sense!

 

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

 

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

 

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.

 

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque?

 

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

[SIZE=12pt]OK I know it's impractical - but it makes you think. (Doesn't it? )[/SIZE]

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LOVE it...I had to pass a medical to do my job and have to have CRB clearance... I wonder if all the Tricia watching /Jeremy Kyle fans have to do the same to receive my money

 

[June Jonigk]

[SIZE=13pt] The Urine test[/SIZE] 

This was written by a rig worker in North Sea - he makes a lot of sense!

 

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.

 

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

 

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.

 

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque?

 

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

[SIZE=12pt]OK I know it's impractical - but it makes you think. (Doesn't it? )[/SIZE]

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:thumbsup:

LOVE it...I had to pass a medical to do my job and have to have CRB clearance... I wonder if all the Tricia watching /Jeremy Kyle fans have to do the same to receive my money

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I doubt it very much - why is it there are never any people on there who work for a living, and know how to use contraception? :- " (not that I watch it you understand :lol: )