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For those of you who know the saga of Teddy Long Legs, his day of reckoning nearly came today (w00t)

Mum had popped out this morning to do her weekly shop & we had arranged to meet up back at home at 2pm in my lunch hour.

As i came thru the front door i caught the back end of The Krays haring out to the patio, Reggie gave me a guilty look over her shoulder :- "

Mum had obviously got home first & let Ellie out of my bedroom where she'd been snuggled up on my bed with Teddy Long Legs BUT had forgotten to shut the baby gate after her.

Being suspicious (& knowing the Krays) i threw down my bag & followed them out to the patio where they had disappeared behind the shed.

As i walked round the shed Reggie was standing innocently looking into the air :- " trying to hide Reggie who was crouched down behind the shed............................................................................

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WITH TEDDY LONG LEGS IN HER MOUTH :eek:

I snatched him back quick & raced upstairs persued by the Krays furious at being caught before the job was done. :angry:

Soggy & wet but still with us, i dried Teddy Long Legs off & when the Krays finally gave up & went back out to the patio, i sneaked him back upstairs to the safety of the closet ;)

He is a marked man :( , how long will he survive :- "

Will let you know the outcome :thumbsup:

Nina
 
[SIZE=21pt]POOR TEDDY LONG LEGS[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]NAUGHTY NAUGTHY KRAYS[/SIZE]
 
OEH said:
[SIZE=21pt]POOR TEDDY LONG LEGS[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]NAUGHTY NAUGTHY KRAYS[/SIZE]


You know what they say.........Those that fight & run away, live to fight another day (w00t)

Bless him, he looks somewhat dishevelled now he has dried off!!
 
Can we have some pics of "Teddy Long Legs" please?

Our two have totally annhilated their "Zebra Long Legs" & "Leopard Long Legs" :(

They have now no legs!! (w00t) or stuffing for that matter and I keep finding the little plastic squeaky's everywhere,they pull them out and just toss them away then you stand on one (coz they're clear plastic and you cant see them) and scare yourself half to death :lol: I swear those two just do it out of sheer spite!

they are getting as bad as The Kray Twins, but thankfully they're just NOT that evil :eek:
 
poor ellie :eek: we used to have a doggy long legs, then he became doggy no legs!! :eek: then destuffed and empty his days were numbered!! i think teddy long legs may end up the same!!!! :unsure: wicked little iggy's!1 :lol:
 
i'm sure its ells fault :- " leading them astray :teehee: you really do have to stock up....before its too late, which isnt too far off :lol:

STOCK UP :eek: . I think that is what is driving the Krays crazy (w00t)

We now have Teddy Long Legs, Teddy Short Legs, Mad Squawking Polly Parrot (addition at Xmas from mother) & Lion Long Legs (addition at Xmas from other half!)

So with the 4 of them now squeaking, squawking, chirping, its no wonder the poor Krays have lost the plot altogether (w00t)
 
sunny said:
poor ellie :eek:   we used to have a doggy long legs, then he became doggy no legs!! :eek:   then destuffed and empty his days were numbered!! i think teddy long legs may end up the same!!!! :unsure: wicked little iggy's!1 :lol:
Iggy's might be okay.................these beasts are affies!!!! :lol:
 
sunny said:
poor ellie :eek: we used to have a doggy long legs, then he became doggy no legs!! :eek: then destuffed and empty his days were numbered!! i think teddy long legs may end up the same!!!! :unsure: wicked little iggy's!1 :lol:


The Krays are not iggys!!! God forbid the iggys would run a mile from all that squawking (w00t)

The Krays are 2 totally evil, vindictive out for revenge, full grown, blood thirsty AFFIES!!!! :eek:
 
Ha!!!! we posted the same thing at the same time! (w00t)
 
well, be fair! i'm sure if every squeaky/squawky toy got given a time-out, the krays would bear up with greater fortitude when banishment ends :p :lol:
 
OOOh :oops: poor little iggy's :wub: i have tarred them with the same brush, all the time i have been reading about teddy long legs i thought the krays were iggy's!!!!! :eek: our poor Doggy long legs was finished by whippies :- "

Now we know what little affies are like!!! :lol:
 
Here you go, here is the crew, Teddy Long Legs, Teddy Short Legs, Mad Squawking Polly Parrot & Lion Long Legs! (w00t)

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Hehehehe,and you have to share your bed with them all!! :lol:

I hope you don't intend to bring any to Manchester,or it will not only be the Krays that you will have to worry about "killing" them,it will be Badger he would love to get his paws on that little lot! (w00t)
 
05whippet said:
Hehehehe,and you have to share your bed with them all!! :lol:

I hope you don't intend to bring any to Manchester,or it will not only be the Krays that you will have to worry about "killing" them,it will be Badger he would love to get his paws on that little lot! (w00t)


I have to share my bed with 3 of them, bl***y legs everywhere plus Ellies 4 long bony ones, Lion Long Legs sleeps with Holly thank god, although as soon as she is big enough i'm sure that will be another 6 legs poking in me :eek:

I have one of The Krays entered at Manchester so no fear all the crew will be safely at home (w00t)
 
nina said:
05whippet said:
Hehehehe,and you have to share your bed with them all!! :lol:

I hope you don't intend to bring any to Manchester,or it will not only be the Krays that you will have to worry about "killing" them,it will be Badger he would love to get his paws on that little lot! (w00t)


I have to share my bed with 3 of them, bl***y legs everywhere plus Ellies 4 long bony ones, Lion Long Legs sleeps with Holly thank god, although as soon as she is big enough i'm sure that will be another 6 legs poking in me :eek:

I have one of The Krays entered at Manchester so no fear all the crew will be safely at home (w00t)

Hmmmm now would that be Ronnie or Reggie?? :- "
 
Hmmmm now would that be Ronnie or Reggie?? :- "

It's Reggie thats entered, bit easier to cope with than Ronnie, daren't take the 2 or all hell would be let loose (w00t)
 
Have we ever seen a pic of the krays and Ellies???? or did i miss it? :oops:
 

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