Two Jokes

[maggie217]

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. ' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'

 

[maggie217]

And the second

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

(w00t) Hope they made you laugh, they did me

Pauline :lol:

 

[meddling]

(w00t) Brilliant (w00t)

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: brilliant :lol:

 

[hely]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[BlueNoise]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[alfyn]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Foxglove]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[Kath]

Brilliant

 

[littlenell]

(w00t) Very good Pauline! :lol: :lol: :thumbsup: