What A Morning

[midlanderkeith]

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Got bored over the past few months at home, so i thought id put myself about a bit

and get some part time work, top my pension up, i had 2 choices, one was at my local cricket club, pulling a few pints, bit of cleaning, tuther was for an old employer of mine, he happens to be a magistrate, bit lardy dah but him and his lady are a nice owd couple, treat me well and we have always had a good laugh together, so i chose them, he wanted his gutters cleaning out pool cleaned and gardens tended, ok so he wanted his gutters doin first so out came the ladders and up i went, straight into a bees nest, ive never moved as quick in all my life, i shimmied down that damn ladder, with the buggers in hot pursuit, i had no option but to dive straight into his pool, now you may laugh at this, and i can now and so did they, but i nearly cacked myself, shouldve chosen the cricket club eh :lol:

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keith

 

[alfyn]

Keith, i'd stay at home if i was you,write a book on all your antics,you'd make a fortune :lol: :clown:

 

[hely]

flippen hell keith,

im gonna send you some bubble wrap, please wear it before you go out in future :thumbsup

 

[nicky12]

aww keith ya not having much luck latley :huggles:

 

[AnnSa]

Im glad you were quicker than the bee's

 

[midlanderkeith]

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Keith, i'd  stay at home if i was you,write a book on all your antics,you'd make a fortune :lol:   :clown:

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Thought about just thats Debs, cop fer this one, at juniour school many moons ago, on myway home i used to go bird nesting, there was this pair of great crested grebes nesting on this lake near my home, id made a raft, so jumped on the bugger and off i went, fell in didnt i, railway line close by, stripped off lay my clobber on the railway line waiting for a coal train to run over em and mangle the buggers dry, we used to have a mangle which i operated for my mum on washing day, anyways along came this coal train over my gear, ripped em to bits, had to walk home jack lulu, i can see my parents face to this day :lol:

keith

 

[midlanderkeith]

aww keith ya not having much luck latley  :huggles:

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of course i am Nicky, love it

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keith

 

[Evie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: (w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:

You really do need to write a book!!!

 

[Karen-Coral]

brilliant! :thumbsup:

think of a title for his book everyone..............

(give us a few basic details about yourself.............not too many though.)

 

[midlanderkeith]

:lol:   :lol:   :lol:   (w00t)   :lol:   :lol:   :lol: You really do need to write a book!!!

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Yeh, with a chapter about sgt Earl, Walkden cid, Lancashire, boy did he just love me :lol: not forgetting holcombe hunt gamekeepers putting the boot in, those were

the days you did get a pasting, and i did :lol:

 

[Karen-Coral]

brilliant! :thumbsup:
think of a title for his book everyone..............

(give us a few basic details about yourself.............not too many though.)

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come on Keith...few details...please

 

[midlanderkeith]

brilliant! :thumbsup:
think of a title for his book everyone..............

(give us a few basic details about yourself.............not too many though.)

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come on Keith...few details...please

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such as ive been a member of k9 for a couple of yrs now, folks should know me by now

 

[peppermint lady]

oh dear, i think you should stay indoors keith :lol: :thumbsup: :cheers:

 

[Karen-Coral]

Keith's Capers......

All Aboard with Keith.............

Nah.......come on folks.........

 

[HopeRosie]

Keiths Calamities?

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[jeanyg]

I'm not sure if I would want to live next door to you (w00t)

but in the same street would be grand....I'd be the curtain twitcher...watching you for my next laugh (w00t)

You should give some of your sense of humour and fun to some of the miserable buggars that live my way :- "

 

[midlanderkeith]

Got bored over the past few months at home, so i thought id put myself about a bitand get some part time work, top my pension up, i had 2 choices, one was at my local cricket club, pulling a few pints, bit of cleaning, tuther was for an old employer of mine, he happens to be a magistrate, bit lardy dah but him and his lady are a nice owd couple, treat me well and we have always had a good laugh together, so i chose them, he wanted his gutters cleaning out pool cleaned and gardens tended, ok so he wanted his gutters doin first so out came the ladders and up i went, straight into a bees nest, ive never moved as quick in all my life, i shimmied down that damn ladder, with the buggers in hot pursuit, i had no option but to dive straight into his pool, now you may laugh at this, and i can now and so did they, but i nearly cacked myself, shouldve chosen the cricket club eh :lol:

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                                      keith

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You wouldnt believe the times my phone has rang since i put an add in my local shop for some work, i had my mot done yesterday, the guy that did my mot, wants

me up his, when its dried out, garden, :lol: then theres this housing manager wants me to do his gardens, as many hrs as i want, and then when hes done a check on me he wants me for some decorating, but i dropped a goolie today, at the mo im still doing some work for this magistrate guy, now when i got there this morning, my old mate and foreman Mick was there, at lunch time we was having a bit of a lark about, he was on my back, and i couldnt hold him any more and over we went onto a prize acer palmatum, beautiful tree, snapped a branch clean off, Mick went and bought some super glue, then buggered off to leave me glue the branch back on, it worked.

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keith

 

[Evie]

Mick was there, at lunch time we was having a bit of a lark about, he was on my back, and i couldnt hold him any more and over we went onto a prize acer palmatum, beautiful tree, snapped a branch clean off, Mick went and bought some super glue, then buggered off to leave me glue the branch back on, it worked.                :cheers:

                  keith

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Lol, You'd make a fortune if you'd advertise your "Tree surgeon" skills. o

 

[hely]

ooohhhh im telling

 

[~elizabeth~]

over we went onto a prize acer palmatum, beautiful tree, snapped a branch clean off, Mick went and bought some super glue, then buggered off to leave me glue the branch back on, it worked.

Cover the join up with some silver duck tape, it's what I use for all my grafting; it'll stop it drying out and chances are it should heal up quite well.