Whippet Humiliation

[LM1981]

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Having read another post, I have been thankfully reassured to find that mine is not the only whippet to cause extreme humiliation.

My mum and I took Mae for a walk on Monday for my day off; it was a lovely warm sunny day so thought this would make a nice change to take her to the grounds of Sandringham. She was a little angel, perfectly behaved, running off lead and greeting other people and dogs nicely (for a 5 month old puppy).

I fear however this was simply a cunning ploy to lull me into a false sense of security. She spotted a pigeon and chased it away, no problem, but it was then I spotted the two teenage girls lying in the grass sunbathing. I walked on in the hope Mae would follow but it was too late, she had seen them and froze; I started yelling ‘Mae No….No….NOOOO!’ :rant: but deep down I knew what was coming. She was off like a rocket leapt from about 3 foot away landing on top of the poor (rather shocked) girls tail wagging in complete over excitement, she then picked up their bottle of spring water and ran. I was mortified and of course the more I tried to get the bottle back the more fun the game became, I didn’t stand a chance.

Though I think one of the girls obviously did not like dogs they were very good about it, well to my face. I offered to pay for the water but they refused, I suspect they just wanted me to get my dog out of there.

Oh the joy of whippet ownership

 

[TillynPip]

But who could ever be cross with an angel face like that! o - apart from dog hating people who we don't care about anyway! :teehee:

 

[gilliwigs]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mae is beautiful :wub: I'd be quite happy for her to bounce all over me any time!

 

[Hula]

The good news is they don't get any better with age ! My 13 year old whippet recently went up to some people having a picnic and waked off with a whole roll in salami . My face is going red at the very thought of it

At leat with puppies you have an excuse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nicola]

She is very pretty. I'd forgive her her little misdemeanours any time :wub:

 

[Esty]

My foster whippet, Dash, decided I was paying too much attention to a saluki in the park last week so peed on me as I was talking to the saluki's owner..... I didn't realise until I felt my knees were wet and looked down to see yellowy stains on the knees of my jeans. Luckily it was a windy day so I dried quickly and didn't have to walk all the way back like that, but gawd, how embarrassing? :b

 

[teachtrinity]

loving these stories, picnics are always a nightmare as are people lying down sunbathing, the amount of people in my local park that have had a wet nose, usually in the groin as they are trying to sunbathe is hilarious :thumbsup: the classic was Maia delicately removing a sandwich from a toddlers hand, then wolfing it down before anyone else (except me) had noticed, we quickly moved on (w00t) (w00t)

 

[LM1981]

Ok I had nearly forgiven her for Monday’s debacle, but I have just got back in to work having been to let her out and to be there whilst the good men from SKY came to fix my TV system. Put it this way she is now back to square 1 having disappeared upstairs only to return minutes later with one of my bras in her mouth!

‘Hi my names Lucy this is my dog Mae, oh and that is my underwear’ GREAT!!!!

So if anyone has Sky and the engineers tell you the story about a women whose dog brought them her bra, yes that was me!

 

[gilliwigs]

Ok I had nearly forgiven her for Monday’s debacle, but I have just got back in to work having been to let her out and to be there whilst the good men from SKY came to fix my TV system. Put it this way she is now back to square 1 having disappeared upstairs only to return minutes later with one of my bras in her mouth!
‘Hi my names Lucy this is my dog Mae, oh and that is my underwear’ GREAT!!!!

So if anyone has Sky and the engineers tell you the story about a women whose dog brought them her bra, yes that was me!

:lol: Never a dull moment with a whippet puppy about - come to think of it they don't even have to be puppies! Whippets never seem to grow up! :clown: :-

 

[LM1981]

Ok I had nearly forgiven her for Monday’s debacle, but I have just got back in to work having been to let her out and to be there whilst the good men from SKY came to fix my TV system. Put it this way she is now back to square 1 having disappeared upstairs only to return minutes later with one of my bras in her mouth!
‘Hi my names Lucy this is my dog Mae, oh and that is my underwear’ GREAT!!!!

So if anyone has Sky and the engineers tell you the story about a women whose dog brought them her bra, yes that was me!

:lol: Never a dull moment with a whippet puppy about - come to think of it they don't even have to be puppies! Whippets never seem to grow up! :clown: :-

Oh God what have I let myself in for :lol:

 

[Esty]

Least you haven't got two boy whippets who hump each other when you have them both on the lead and aren't looking....soon as I turn to open the car boot or front door they are at it As soon as I say 'walkies', Grover thinks I've said 'humpies' and proceeds lol. Both neutered as well, and brothers!!

 

[teachtrinity]

Least you haven't got two boy whippets who hump each other when you have them both on the lead and aren't looking....soon as I turn to open the car boot or front door they are at it As soon as I say 'walkies', Grover thinks I've said 'humpies' and proceeds lol. Both neutered as well, and brothers!!

Ive got 2 girls who do that :thumbsup: normally when you stop to talk with someone who inevitably has a small impressionable child with them (w00t) turn around and Molly is humping Maia, even better though is Maia who has just started the humping game but inevitably ends up humping Molly's head while Molly is licking Maia's 'fou fou' Lesbian porn film anyone :- :- :-

 

[~Annie~]

My foster whippet, Dash, decided I was paying too much attention to a saluki in the park last week so peed on me as I was talking to the saluki's owner..... I didn't realise until I felt my knees were wet and looked down to see yellowy stains on the knees of my jeans. Luckily it was a windy day so I dried quickly and didn't have to walk all the way back like that, but gawd, how embarrassing? :b

Least you haven't got two boy whippets who hump each other when you have them both on the lead and aren't looking....soon as I turn to open the car boot or front door they are at it As soon as I say 'walkies', Grover thinks I've said 'humpies' and proceeds lol. Both neutered as well, and brothers!!

I'm beginning to think Finn must be related to your two !! I can go one better on the embarassing weeing incident!! He wasn't weeing on me deliberately ... he was doing that thing lads do when rather than cock their leg they wee on, or in this case between, their front legs ... and I had unwittingly stepped back into the stream and just like you didn't realise it was happening. And where were we at the time? Only standing in the demonstration ring at The Great Yorks Show in front of crowds of people, taking part in the lure coursing demo last summer.

And as for the humping ... when you are alerted to it by the carrying voice of a small child asking "Why is that lady's dog bouncing on her other dog Mummy", well that's embarassment :b

 

[gilliwigs]

Least you haven't got two boy whippets who hump each other when you have them both on the lead and aren't looking....soon as I turn to open the car boot or front door they are at it As soon as I say 'walkies', Grover thinks I've said 'humpies' and proceeds lol. Both neutered as well, and brothers!!

My two do exactly the same - can be very embarassing! :b

 

[Dizzychick]

Oh God what have I let myself in for :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! That's exactly what I am thinking!! These stories are hilarious... right - off to puppy party at the vets... xx

 

[hippohead]

Mae's a little beauty!!

Rambo has a knack of giving us confidence that he wont do anything - then will go and do something funny / stupid with me chasing a skinny whippet shouting 'RAMBO' (how silly do i look) :> :> :lol:

 

[eve]

I cannot believe it :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: with a face like that o Mae would never do such a thing.

Actually, with whippets, I have discovered that the sweeter and cuter their expression, the more wicked they are inside :-

Play it by numbers

LADY

1. 1x 5lb sirloin roast off a 4ft high kitchen Ilsand while staying with a new boyfriend

2. A whole Camembert while a guest in a friends house.

3. My dinner on many and varied occassions

4. The sausages defrosting for the next days B&B guests breakfast

Part of an endless list ......................

PEAT

5. Peat, the day I collected him from Glossip aged 18 months, stole my Big Mac at Manchester train station while I was eating my chips

6. Peat, got into the dining room and cleared the bed and breakfast dresser of cheese and ham.

7. Peat, broke into tourist board inspectors handbag and stole a bar of chocolate when she was not looking.

8. Peat, casually stole a toddlers icecream as we were walking past

9. My sons girlfriends beaufifully wrapped and expensive box of handmade chocolates from under the Christmas tree

TODDY

10. Always suspected of the missing Port Salut

11. Lifted his leg on a very entertained and understanding guest ( :ermm:

12. The Andrex job

13. The Beanie Babe job (My beloved Inch sadly passed over to Rainbow Bridge aged 21 yrs :rant: )

14. Wallpaper stripping. The paper was not yet dry on the wall :rant: (the paste must have been tasty) Decorator not amused.

15. Jumping on my husband while he was dozing. Not so bad, but Toddy had just peed on his legs bofore jumping on the bed :wacko:

We now have BELLA

Her speciality is locating soiled underwear from anywhere she can and running through the house with it irate: :>

For pure entertainment value, there is nothing like a whippet