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Obey The Purebreed
planning a shopping spree to decorate the home, have a look!
on whippets
planning a shopping spree to decorate the home, have a look!
on whippets
IGsWHIPPETS of Mass DestructionPropaganda for Whippet World Domination
Although the Whippet was originally bred to pursue and capture small game, it soon developed imperial ambitions of world domination.
Recent Whitehouse Intelligence suggests that homegrown fanatics across the country are harboring WMDs, and the Whippet could launch its diabolical plot at any moment. (*This intelligence has not been confirmed by the UN)
Show your support for this Atomic Dog by displaying this patriotic, "Obey the Whippet!" propaganda.
When the Whippets launch their diabolical world domination plot, will you be spared as one of the lucky ones?
greyhoundsA design of true Italian Greyhound patriotism. Show your support for this militant breed that inspires "shock and awe" from all who observe them.
As of February, The Department of Homeland Security has issued an official warning, claiming that as soon as humans leave the house or go to sleep, the Italian Greyhounds often return to their main obsession: plotting world domination.
According to the recent high levels of "Italian Greyhound chatter," the Italian Greyhounds are very close to finally making their bid for World Domination, and this may be your last chance to prove your Italian Greyhound patriotism, before it's too late.
The Italian Greyhounds have drawn a line in the sand, and you are either with them, or against them. Surrender to the authority of the Italian Greyhound, and show that you support the Italian Greyhound's conquest for World Domination with official "Obey the Italian Greyhound!"
:lol:Greyhounds have owned important American military and political figures such as George Washington, Rutherford B. Hayes, Cleopatra and George A. Custer, and have shaped modern global politics. Now you can support the Greyhound breed's conquest for World Domination with official "Obey the Greyhound!" propaganda.
Displaying "Obey the Greyhound!" propaganda shows your obedience of the Greyhound breed, and quickly convinces family, friends, and co-workers to prepare for the Greyhound Revolution.
The Greyhounds might at times appear lazy, but the Department of Homeland Security has reason to believe that they are simply storing energy, so that when the time comes, they will be ready to launch their world domination plot.