TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PET OWNERS
Thou shalt groom your long-haired cats and dogs once a day
Thou shalt “cat proof” your windows and balconies to prevent your pet falling out
Thou shalt not walk your dog during the hottest part of the day
Thou shalt give each cat its own litter tray – even if your animals prefer to go outside.
Thou shalt use a plastic bag or “pooper scooper” to dispose of any dog faeces on your own property, no matter what the size of your garden, field or even farm.
Thou shalt not feed your dog from the table
Thou shalt not have a vegetarian cat. All cats must eat meat
Thou shalt play with your cat with toys if it refuses to go outdoors to hunt.
Thou shalt not use your hands or feet when playing with your cat as this may encourage aggressive behaviour
Thou shalt change your dog’s toys regularly to avoid it becoming bored
when i read this my first thought was this is a joke but no they come into force in january.
this has been brought in by DEFRA
graham
Thou shalt groom your long-haired cats and dogs once a day
Thou shalt “cat proof” your windows and balconies to prevent your pet falling out
Thou shalt not walk your dog during the hottest part of the day
Thou shalt give each cat its own litter tray – even if your animals prefer to go outside.
Thou shalt use a plastic bag or “pooper scooper” to dispose of any dog faeces on your own property, no matter what the size of your garden, field or even farm.
Thou shalt not feed your dog from the table
Thou shalt not have a vegetarian cat. All cats must eat meat
Thou shalt play with your cat with toys if it refuses to go outdoors to hunt.
Thou shalt not use your hands or feet when playing with your cat as this may encourage aggressive behaviour
Thou shalt change your dog’s toys regularly to avoid it becoming bored
when i read this my first thought was this is a joke but no they come into force in january.
this has been brought in by DEFRA
graham
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guilty + a few more others also 
