:lol: It's a spoof but I'm sure that we can all sympathise.
"Woman Arrested at Local Dog Show"
BUGTUSSLE, TX (APR)--Local police were called to the county fairgrounds
this last weekend after 911 calls about a woman brandishing a gun in a
threateningly manner at the dog show.
Mrs. Eloise Kreiton was subdued quickly and taken into custody after a
brief scuffle. Apparently the exhibitor misread a dog show fashion article
which stated that it was all right to bare arms at summertime shows. The
article was referring to sleeveless tops and dresses. Mrs. Kreiton took its
meaning differently and showed up at ringside complete with holster and fire
arm. When dog show officials asked her to remove the gun, or leave the
grounds the trouble started.
"The woman was out of her mind. She kept going on and on about having it
up to here with over angulation and judges who look at faces instead of
dogs" stated Freda Fuefue who witnessed the scene from the nearby afghan
ring. According to reports, Mrs. Kreiton actually pointed her gun at a judge
and shouted "Your looking at me now, aren't you!" and kept proclaiming her
right to have the gun at the show...because she read it in the magazine.
Mrs. Kreiton is currently in observation at a nearby psychiatric
hospital. Her dogs were taken by a friend and are being cared for. The
American Kennel Club has fined Mrs. Kreiton for unsportsman like conduct
and reminds all exhibitors that sleeveless attire is fine, but firearms are
not recommended in the ring. The A.K.C. is working on plans now to have
exhibitors frisked before entering competition.
Associated Ridiculous Press -- 7/28/04
"Angels fly because they take themselves lightly"
"Woman Arrested at Local Dog Show"
BUGTUSSLE, TX (APR)--Local police were called to the county fairgrounds
this last weekend after 911 calls about a woman brandishing a gun in a
threateningly manner at the dog show.
Mrs. Eloise Kreiton was subdued quickly and taken into custody after a
brief scuffle. Apparently the exhibitor misread a dog show fashion article
which stated that it was all right to bare arms at summertime shows. The
article was referring to sleeveless tops and dresses. Mrs. Kreiton took its
meaning differently and showed up at ringside complete with holster and fire
arm. When dog show officials asked her to remove the gun, or leave the
grounds the trouble started.
"The woman was out of her mind. She kept going on and on about having it
up to here with over angulation and judges who look at faces instead of
dogs" stated Freda Fuefue who witnessed the scene from the nearby afghan
ring. According to reports, Mrs. Kreiton actually pointed her gun at a judge
and shouted "Your looking at me now, aren't you!" and kept proclaiming her
right to have the gun at the show...because she read it in the magazine.
Mrs. Kreiton is currently in observation at a nearby psychiatric
hospital. Her dogs were taken by a friend and are being cared for. The
American Kennel Club has fined Mrs. Kreiton for unsportsman like conduct
and reminds all exhibitors that sleeveless attire is fine, but firearms are
not recommended in the ring. The A.K.C. is working on plans now to have
exhibitors frisked before entering competition.
Associated Ridiculous Press -- 7/28/04
"Angels fly because they take themselves lightly"
