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I work in a very small office,

My boss who sits directly opposite me has a habit of grabing his err... bits. when ever he stands up..... :(

and its doing my head in!! hes a nice bloke but i just staple his f8ckin nackers to the desk when he does this!! :angry: :rant:

Does owt else bug you at work??
 
ohh... he just did it again....... and gave them a right squeeze n' shake!

why does he stand directly infront of me when he does this??? :angry: :x :x :x :x
 
maybe hes trying to tell you something? :- "
 
OHHH... NO!!! :eek: :angry:

HES A FRIENDLY BLOKE... BUT ARGHHHH :x :x RUN KIMMI RUN AWAY....

HE IS WEIRD, TELLS ME HE HAS BOUGHT SOME SKIN TIGHT RUNNING TROUSERS?? BUT HES A STOCKY BLOKE...... (w00t) , IM DREADING HIM SEEING HIM IN THOSE TOO, AND SQUEEZING IT..... :x :unsure:

EVEN WORSE IS MY SWEATY REGIONAL MANAGER!! HE HAS 1 HUGE TOOTH, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BITE YOU AT ANY GIVEN CHANCE (HAVE YOU SEEN HUMAN TRAFFIC? THE BOSS IN THE FAST FOOD SHOP? THAT HIM!!!! IM SURE!)

:rant: AT FREAKY BOSSES
 
im glad i dont work at your place,dont think i could stand it! :x (w00t)
 
behave yerself keith or a warning will be coming yer way 
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COME AND SORT HIM OUT JOHN...... :thumbsup: :b

CHASE HIS FAT ARSE IN HIS NEW RUNNING TROUSERS! (w00t)
 
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OHHH... NO!!! :eek:   :angry:
HES A FRIENDLY BLOKE... BUT ARGHHHH :x   :x RUN KIMMI RUN AWAY....

HE IS WEIRD, TELLS ME HE HAS BOUGHT SOME SKIN TIGHT RUNNING TROUSERS?? BUT HES A STOCKY BLOKE...... (w00t) , IM DREADING HIM SEEING HIM IN THOSE TOO, AND SQUEEZING IT..... :x   :unsure:

EVEN WORSE IS MY SWEATY REGIONAL MANAGER!! HE HAS 1 HUGE TOOTH, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BITE YOU AT ANY GIVEN CHANCE (HAVE YOU SEEN HUMAN TRAFFIC? THE BOSS IN THE FAST FOOD SHOP? THAT HIM!!!! IM SURE!)

:rant:   AT FREAKY BOSSES

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So u dont want a rise :oops: cant u turn ya desk around

keith
 
NOPE AFRAID NOT.

WISH I COULD :( , DO YOU THINK HE IS JUST RE-ADJUSTING IT? :x

I ALWAYS HAVE STRANGE BOSSES.

ME N JOLLYLOLLY WORKED FOR A LIKLE IRISH :luck: EX JOCKEY!! WHAT A LAUGH THAT WAS.... (w00t)

"GIRLS"..... :unsure:
 
i once worked in an office with 3 gay men.we used to have a great laugh they were so funny. :lol: but things started to get nasty when the ex of one started to go out with the newcomer.boy did sparks start to fly! (w00t) they say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.well thats nothing compared to a gay thats been scorned trust me! ;)
 
I work in a very small office,

 

My boss who sits directly opposite me has a habit of grabing his err... bits. when ever he stands up.....

 

and its doing my head in!! hes a nice bloke but i just staple his f8ckin nackers to the desk when he does this!!

Ugh. I'd have to say summat and it'd probably be as blunt as his grabbin of his bits. lol.

Lots of men seem to do this. Maybe they don't realise that most women are totally repulsed by it or maybe they just cant help it :wacko:
 
EXCATLY....

IT REALLY CHURNS MY STOMACH.

ITS LIKE A GRAB, SQUEEZE, THEN WRIGGLE IT... :x
 
i see chavs doing this all the time.it makes me wonder if they have a disease or something?i had a customer in one day who put his hand down his pants grabbed,squeezed and then tried to buy something off me.i told him sorry but there was NO WAY i was taking that money off him after what id seen him do :x (w00t) i blame footballers for it. :- " i think men see them do it on the pitch and they think its a man thing to do :lol:
 
Tell him if he has to do it, then to go and do it somewhere else. Boss or no boss he would have to be told., or give him a leaflet for the local STD Clinic and tell him he might find it useful.

Jenny
 
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