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WRONG AUDIENCE . . .
A blind man enters an all-girls biker bar
inadvertently. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde gal with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a husky blonde woman who is
very sensitive about blonde jokes.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters,
'Nah ...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
A blind man enters an all-girls biker bar
inadvertently. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde gal with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a husky blonde woman who is
very sensitive about blonde jokes.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters,
'Nah ...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
