WELL MY MONEY WILL BE ON MIKE PALMER£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
AS MY DAD SAYS PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
PS WELCOME TO K9 BARNEYBOY LOOKS LIKE WE WILL BE HAVING FUN
JUST A THOUGHT BUT MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR AS GOT 2 PED WHIPPETS AND HIS BITCH AS JUST HAD 4 PUPS AND HE'S ASKING FOR £200 EACH.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THERES NO PAPERS WITH THEM AND WE LIVE AT PERRY BAR Nr BIRMINGHAM WEST MIDLANDS. PM ME IF INTRESTED
NOT WHAT I WAS TOLD AND THEY KNOW LEZ BETTER THAN YOU BILLY NO MATES
FIRST RIGHT AT NEXT JUNCTION, CONTINUE FOR ONE MILE, SECOND LEFT AT FIRST ROUND ABOUT CONTIUE FOR 1000 YARDS, NEXT T JUNCTION TURN RIGHT AND CONTINUE FOR 760 YARDS F..K ME BACK HOME AGAIN :D IF YOU CAN'T WORK THAT OUT ASK...
THERE YOU GO AGAIN GETTING THE BIG BOYS BACKS UP TORCHY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRACTISING WITH THAT NEW SAT NAVIGATION YOU JUST BOUGHT
ONLY LIVES TWO MILES FROM LEZ PARISH BUT YOU TRAVELLED 40 MILES TO GET TO HIS HOUSE TO GO LAMPING, IT WOULD HAVE ONLY TAKEN STEVIE WONDER 5 MINUTES 8)
SAY IT WITH...
YOU DON'T REPLY MUCH TO ME! YEH BECAUSE I'VE GOT A PLASTER FOR EVERY SORE YOV'VE GOT :wacko: YOU little FIBBER .3 DOGS MARK YAP, YAP,YAP, THERE YOU GO AGAIN HEARSAY HEARSAY! GO FEED YOUR CHICKENS FARMER FRED :p
STORMY SEE IF YOU CAN SING ALONG TO THIS SONG :D OLD Mc DONALDS FARM
NOW OLD MARKBRICK HE HAD A FARM E I E I O
AND ON THIS FARM HE HAD 3 DOGS E I E I O
WITH A I'VE WON THIS I'VE WON THAT THEY'VE WON THIS AND THE'VE WON THAT E I E I O
NOW OLD MARKBRICK IS FULL OF SHIT E I E I...
QUOTE (SO PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT ANY BODY SAYS I DON'T)
LOOK BACK ON YOUR POSTS OVER THE MONTHS, THATS ALL YOU'VE DONE
SO AND SO SAID THIS ABOUT SO AND SO
AND SO AND SO SAID THIS, YOU ARE SO FULL OF BULL SHIT
YOU DID NOT GO OUT LAMPING LAST NIGHT DID YOU, GO ON TELL THE TRUTH
ONE OF...
OK THEN TORCHY IF YOU KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT FIELD WORK WITH DOGS DO YOU KNOW THE TERM TWITCHING.......... MARK THINKS...............
THEN REPLYS ERRRRR NO
TOM REPLYS YOUR ARSE NOW THE BIG BOYS ARE GUNNING AFTER YOU :D
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING WOULD BE IF YOU VIDEOD THESE SO CALLED BIG CATCHES OF YOURS. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I READ ABOUT YOU DON'T LIKE PUBLICITY YOU SILLY BILLY NO MATES. YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH NOW YOUR NOT TALKING TO YOUNG NAIVE YOUNG BOYS NOW YOUR IN THE BIG LEAGUE NOW SEE YOU LATER TORCHY...
HE WANT'S TO BRING A BUNCH OF THEM EARLY DAFFODILS TO SOME OF THE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS HE'S BEEN UPSETTING, YOUR IN THE PREMIERSHIP LEAGUE NOW TORCHY :D
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS :D EYUP EMMERDALE ON
HE WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MIKE PALMER AND PETE MATHEWS FROM CORNWAL NOW THEM LADS WERE PROPER DOG MEN, HURDLES, HIGH JUMP,SIMO
STRAIGHT RACING WELL LIKED AND WELL RESPECTED DOG MEN,AND BEFORE YOU SPIT YOUR DUMMY OUT MARKED MAN YES THEY DID WORK THERE DOGS
SO STICK TO WHAT YOUR GOOD AT EG...
ONE OF YOUR CORNISH COMPETITORS TOLD SOME ONE UP THIS END THAT A LOT OF THEM TROPHIES YOU POSTED ON HERE WERE WON AT LOCAL FAMILY PET DOG SHOWS, EG, MOST WAGGILY TAIL, THE ONE THAT LOOKS MOST LIKE ITS OWNER, AND BEST CONDITION, ONLY WHAT WE HEARD, BUT THEN AGAIN THERES NEVER SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE...
WHOOOOOO YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT NOW MARKMAN IF I WAS YOU I WOULD STICK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR TROWEL AND YOUR TRACTOR AND THEM FERRETS WITCH NET ALL THEM RABBITS YOU KEEP POSTING ON HERE AND TAKE CARE THAT YOU DON'T GET ANY BULL SHIT DOWN YOUR WELLIES :D
JACKANORY, JACKANORY GO GET HIM BILLY...
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