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Happy birthday harvey...............make sure your mum and dad give you a shot of that sloe gin they've got hidden, cos your'e 21 in person years..............time to celebrate!! :lol: chris

I can neck rabbits geoff, always wanted to do a turkey..............do i have to pluck it first or afterwards tho!! :lol: chris

Wasn't it hidden in his walking stick last time Karen :lol: chris

Ours are in kennels sometimes, but in the house more often than not on a night time. it's sometimes nice to have a house without dogs for a while :) Think it makes them more able to withstand the chilly northern winters stood round a bend track !! :lol: chris

Weather looks a bit nippy...............think we'll need our thermal knickers !! :lol: chris

I hope it's nicola :thumbsup: chris

:cheers: vicky chris

4 (w00t) (w00t) If you tell them that's their xmas presents then they might swop for DS or PS3 :lol: .............................nah, who would swop the smell of toasty puppy breath and pinky paws :wub: chris

:wub: :wub: Poor Ella.......................think having puppies is one of the most rewarding things to do :) You will have to get a bigger banner tho when you keep 3 pups because they are all so beautiful (w00t) :luck: :luck: chris

Rob will have to shave his legs mind !! :lol: chris

Can you sing "Lady in Red" Decca.....................could become your theme tune !! Cracking pair of jubblies there mind Decca (w00t) chris

Thought would start a new thread as debbie rightly said we had gone off topic..................so have copied a few bits, feel free to add your other halfs feminine qualities (w00t) Maybe Rob could make a couple of pies for the raffle Am sure he could supply a couple of humpty backed pies for...

If you want to take part in the banter about sloe gin and wenches, then feel free debbie. Have taken note of your point tho and started a new thread off because I prob started the diversion..............anyone else wanting to offer their thoughts on their partners feminine side please feel free...

Matt does it and he's white.....(and yellow :x ).............never seemed to bother him, just us. The other dogs seem to help him clean it up tho!! Never used wipes cos I didnt know if they might affect his skin more than the pee :lol: He has even managed to pee up other dogs stood near to...

Try saying that when your'e pis*ed (w00t) chris

Spot on Lenny (w00t) (w00t) chris

Eeeeeeeh, wenches eh!! Altho I could be persuaded to forget that for a small snifter of his sloe gin !! chris

(w00t) (w00t) Just leave it to our imaginations karen :lol: Can he not bake then :- "

I'm on the same plane then wendy (w00t) (w00t) chris

Aaaaaah, so there is a femine side to all you lurcher blokes after all (w00t) Has george got one karen?? chris