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Got hit by one of those new Skodas! There's sponge, jam, and marzipan everywhere! :teehee:

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an org*sm and calling out your own...

Happy birthday John, you old git! :thumbsup:

On ITV tonight, live from the Wankdorf Stadium. Wonder which player is going to get pulled off first? :teehee:

http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

Best way to be but can sometimes get you into trouble! 8)

Aren't they sweet!

Whats the difference between the Champions League and a chocolate orange? The CL cup isn't Terry's!

My take on life............

shows as 96% full! what's the score? People are trying to PM me and getting inbox full when it aint! :- "

So where is the smart money going? :- "

A friend of mine breeds Rotties on very rare ocassions, he's two bitches that have had litters and was hoping to breed from a third. But he's been warned off by somebody who's told him that if you have three or more brood/breeding bitches at an address that you need to register and get a license...

The Northern Pedigree Whippet Racing Club has been invited to give a lure coursing demonstration at The Cheshire Game and Angling Fair on the 20th of August 2006 at Over Peover, near Knutsford. It is anticipated that we will have the services of a professional slipper and a professional judge...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4245640.stm :(

By popular demand we'll be running lure coursing at the northern over the winter. Please email me or PM me to enter a dog. 13th November ~ Lure coursing. 27th November ~ Lure coursing. 11th December ~ Lure coursing. 15th January ~ Lure coursing. 12th February ~ Lure coursing. 26th February...

I'd like to publically apologise to anybody that I have offended in the past week! Be it Pennymeadow Whippets, Parkstone Whippets, or Mally (Paul). I do not think that my comments warrented threateneing calls, that upset my wife, but I shall consider before posting again on here! :b

Lounging around with Samael! :wub:

Think the BNP candidate thought he had my vote when I parked the mini side on at the polling station. Taking the dogs back with me later when Joey goes to vote! We'll see who can run the fastest and take it from there! :- "

Diesel (Parkstone Cool as Ice) suffered an accident racing today. :( I rushed him to vets, who has initially diagnosed ruptered discs causing paralysis. I've had to leave the little fella in over night. Thanks for all the calls and well wishes. As you can imagine we're devastated. I'm going...